either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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