One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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