I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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