loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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