my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Congratulations! We have a period
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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