i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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