are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He shit in the fireplace
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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