These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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