She announced her abortion via fbk
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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