if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize
