Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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