I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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