Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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