is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you win again, gameday.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Your penis caused this!
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