That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
she looked like the before picture.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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