Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
