doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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