you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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