you guys were way drunker than both of me
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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