So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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