It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
