and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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