READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So many bounce houses so little time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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