how can u be prego again
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
