Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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