And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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