idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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