sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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