I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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