That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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