How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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