Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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