I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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