return my video game
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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