After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that's an acceptable place to lick
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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