It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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