I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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