I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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