y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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