Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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