I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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