think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I want to have your abortion
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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