'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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