he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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