Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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