Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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