Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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