Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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