I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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