so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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