It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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