i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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