sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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